i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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