But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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