How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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