I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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