the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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