if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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