She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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