I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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