Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
your like the ambassador to my penis.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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