SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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