all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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