There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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