p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my shit smells like andre
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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