This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
you made out with another girl for some wings
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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