I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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