He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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