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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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