just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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