We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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