Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Enjoy the penises
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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