You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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