Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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