He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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