So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
