yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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