sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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