haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We just shotgunned beers for America
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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