He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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