I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
