i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
