Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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