I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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