sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
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Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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