I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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