Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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