He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
