yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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