Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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