I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Randomize
