Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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