well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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