I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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