I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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