He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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