You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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