so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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