there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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