Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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