She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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