I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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