i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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