i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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