and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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