He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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