At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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I am available for nakedness
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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