Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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