The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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